+rep nice profile😉

This person right here is a keeper, or so I thought. We went on hundreds of netflix and skype dates and they were so fun. We played games all the time and finally one day "She" turned on her camera on skype. It was a guy with a massive ♥♥♥♥ being shown into the camera. He also had an array of horse dildos behind him on the shelves. At this point I was worried and haven't talked to him since.

Certified glue-eating fiend

wake up wake up

not a real person

+rep Very nice guy, thanks for trading for me! :)

+rep ver y nice guy thanks for trading with me

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accept

Remember to always be yourself, unless you suck. Then pretend to be someone else.

Boys come and go, but cheese will never leave you to survive on rats and filthy water in a storm drain. Remember that.

You're a KID NOW you're SQUID NOW

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Mooooo!!!!

I have a ritual called "terminator". Before I work out, I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy.