Have you ever wondered what it's like being a gangbanger? Did you ever ponder whether the pigs who stole your money have been in collaboration with your homies who may now have cause to betray you? Are you a lunatic? Would you like to be one?

If you've answered yes to any of the above questions then GTA: San Andreas might be right for you.

This game is full of gangbanging, chola craziness, big black men ordering everything off the menu, freebird, compton, grove street. Not to mention: skydiving, plane robbing, house burgling, faggio riding, liberty city visiting, heists, casinos, oysters, horseshoes, plantation farming: you name it.

Is this game right for you? Will you love it? In the words of the wise Big Smoke:

"All we had to do was follow the damn train" - which of course is referring to the philosophical insight that we must all follow the damn train or we will become lost on the wrong side of the tracks.