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Recent reviews by VANTAGE LFT

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1 person found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
2,552.5 hrs on record (918.2 hrs at review time)
3...2...1... GO! The game starts, your teammate goes forward in an attempt to win the kickoff. You go for boost, Then you see your teammate was late to the kickoff and missed it, the oponents score. "What a save!" "What a save!" "What a save!" The teammate blames you for not being in goal when he really is a rookie in diamond that got carried to it and cannot do anything including kickoffs. You try forfeit, he doesnt forfeit. You try get a noose, then you remember your parents took it off you. You click 'Abandon Match' because you really can't be f***ed to play with him. Then you see Psyonix gives you a F***ING COOLDOWN FOR 15 MINUTES. You go to play casual then you realise you have a F***ING 15 MINUTE COOLDOWN EVEN ON F***ING CASUAL! You click 'Exit Game' then go to steam and right click Rocket League. You see your destiny. You click Uninstall and f*** the toxic people right in the a$$. You think to psyonix sarcasticly "I just love the toxicity and smurfing/carrying." You finally go to your kitchen get the butter knife and start cutting yourself. It doesnt do the job so you get your dads shotgun because you obviously live in Texas and then you say Goodbye and BANG. You are never heard from again.

A GAME WORTH UNINSTALLING.
Posted 5 October, 2017. Last edited 5 October, 2017.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
324.4 hrs on record (129.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Very Good, Slowly Dying Out But Worth The Time Playing It!
Posted 21 October, 2016.
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0.8 hrs on record
Kewl
Posted 27 August, 2016.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
546.7 hrs on record (81.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
This game is fun, good community and cool games! GOOD!
Posted 28 July, 2016.
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11.6 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
coool
Posted 12 November, 2013.
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