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20.8 hrs on record
Half decent game, offers maybe 15-20 hours of "fun" (more addiction less fun).
It's worth getting if it's on sale for like 3-5$ anything above that you'll probably regret.
If you do get it and want to play it on mobile use the balatro-mobile-maker so you don't have to buy the game a second time.

I'm aware my review may seem a bit out of place considering all the praise this game is getting but i genuinely do not understand where this is coming from, there's literally better flash games out there that you can play for free (K.O.L.M or The Company of Myself come to mind).

This game doesn't do anything special whatsoever besides tickling the addiction/gambling bone and that's about it. Novelty wears off pretty quick, there's tons of technical flaws, missing settings, as well and completely borked balance in some regards.

I would need to fire up the game and write down all the things that are broken, but i honestly can't be bothered to install it again. But it's very basic stuff like missing Borderless-Window support (or at least it's bugged).
Posted 27 December, 2024. Last edited 27 December, 2024.
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0.4 hrs on record
Amazing game by an amazing developer, this shows us that we don't need to force arbitrary sales targets, and don't need to treat developers like numbers on a spreadsheet ;)
Posted 22 December, 2024.
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33.7 hrs on record (33.6 hrs at review time)
I spent like 30+ hours in 4 days, this game is more addictive than any drug known to man.
Genuinely appreciate how hard but at the same time satisfying and accomplishing this game is.
The music and art style are absolutely amazing and hilarious.
Posted 10 November, 2024.
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2,387.8 hrs on record (2,231.6 hrs at review time)
Apparently you HAVE to cheat now if you want to play the game on SteamDeck
Posted 9 July, 2024. Last edited 4 November, 2024.
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207.7 hrs on record (110.9 hrs at review time)
Don't be afraid of the "battle pass" warbonds don't expire ever and you can unlock everything for free, paid stuff is basically just "i don't have time for this i wanna unlock it fast without playing the game"

Edit: I love this game to bits, but you can't just add the requirement to need a PSN account for absolutely no reason.

Edit: Sony heard us! Game is now playable again
Posted 20 April, 2024. Last edited 5 May, 2024.
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129.4 hrs on record (34.2 hrs at review time)
Fun for a while but really not a lot of depth, lots of characters are basic ripoffs, gunplay isn't that amazing either. But most of all this game needs a LOT of technical work to be playable. UI is horrible, basic stuff missing like hold to crouch, and AI is also useless
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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4.6 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
3.5 hours into it i'm having the best time with a souls like since ages, can recommend!
Posted 13 October, 2023.
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0.5 hrs on record
Please keep in mind this game is not being review bombed! The game hasn't had reviews on Battle.Net and is now receiving actual feedback! Just because those opinions are suddenly visible doesn't mean anyone is "boycotting" the game, if anything this game is getting... bobby kotted

Bought a better version of this game for 50€, got promised a new iteration of the game, just to see lots and lots of the features of the game get cut and replaced with a shop with ridiculous prices.
And sure if they had endlessly replayable PvE and Story as they promised i wouldn't mind most of the cut game features being absent for a while. But nope this is literally just a cut down version of the original game, with some new story missions to give the illusion of having PvE.

I do not recommend wasting 34GB of SSD space even with a 2TB drive, unless you have played and want to leave a review.
Posted 12 August, 2023.
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22.2 hrs on record (7.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's Diablo Survivors, the game is VERY satisfying and engaging, quest paths are semirandomly generated and theres lots of things to unlock, absolutely worth every penny.

Devs you have something amazing on your hands, please keep up the great work <3
Posted 9 June, 2023.
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15.1 hrs on record
Still not a Life is Strange (except LiS 2) but not advertised as one so there's that :D Great game in general, if you want to hear a great story here's one way to get one, not much you can do wrong for a half-price game!

No-brainer if it's on sale.
Posted 10 September, 2020.
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