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🌟🌟🌟🌟 Season's Greetings and Happy 2022 🌟🌟🌟🌟
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 🌟
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H҉a҉p҉p҉y҉ H҉o҉l҉i҉d҉a҉y҉ S҉e҉a҉s҉o҉n҉
unironically did he even answer you? You seem to be cool tho
឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴឴ ឴ ឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴ 𝗛𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗲 𝗱𝗮𝘆
឴឴឴ ឴ ឴឴឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗲𝗻𝗷𝗼𝘆 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝘄𝗲𝗲𝗸
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
😱
"It's a god-eat-god world."
(Small Gods)
🙂
Dr. Zoidberg: "Help! A guinea pig tricked me."
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There goes the good time that was had by all.
-- Bette Davis, remarking on a passing starlet
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You've always made the mistake of being yourself.
-- Eugene Ionesco
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It's just that I've only seen this movie twice before, and I've seen
you every night for the last eleven ye -- aha. What I mean to say is:
We'll snuggle tomorrow, sweetie. I promise.
-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy
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heavy, adj.:
Seduced by the chocolate side of the force.
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Mal: "You wanna tell me how come there's a statue of you here, looking at me
like I owe him something?"
Jayne: "Wishin' I could, Captain."
Mal: "No, seriously, Jayne, you want to tell me--?"
Jayne: "Look, Mal, I got no ruttin' idea. I was here a few years back, like
I said. Pul
BICK DIG
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
឴឴឴ ឴឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ ឴឴ Hᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴡᴇᴇᴋ
Have a wonderful week
→ If you are a police dog, where's your badge? -- Question James Thurber used to drive his German Shepherd crazy.
→ In the eyes of my dog, I'm a man. -- Martin Mull
Yours truly, Presley Wright (the cat)
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