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Pleas dont read this! I am a dead girl. I Died from a fart. I thought that I was m*a*t*u*r*E & Could fFart safly on my own. So I put on lip stick and my Sunday best and went out to the fart Swing, Well gguess wat. I Didnt. (died.) So now You must free my Spirit. If you do not forward this Email to your 10 oldest relatives and Warn them about Young People tthen Kane will Enter the Arena. (Kane is undertakers Big Bro.ther)

no longer world's greatest dad </3

M'Lady ,I unlike many animalistic men, appreciate a beautiful woman on deepest of levels. I may be overweight, acne covered, and 33; but I know love will win the day. I know that women today long for a modern gentleman. They are sick of the confident, muscular, and handsome animals whose only agenda is to take advantage of beautiful women. If you are not ready to start a relationship with me, I understand and I will wait for the day when you realize you wanted me all along.

World's greatest Dad <3