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Вернётся:
1–3 раза — твои друзья — быдло.
4–6 раза — у тебя хорошие друзья.
7–8 раза — у тебя ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ые философские друзья.
An exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
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Be braver -- you can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
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Q: How do you play religious roulette?
A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme and see who gets
struck by lightning first.
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I'm wearing PAMPERS!!
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3) I don't sign parts of the body, even if they're still attached.
-- From Terry's Rules of Book Signing
(Terry Pratchett, alt.fan.pratchett)
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"The fronting for the eighty-yard-long marble-topped bar
had been made by stitching together nearly twenty thousand
Antarean Mosaic Lizard skins, despite the fact that the
twenty thousand lizards concerned had needed them to keep
their insides in."
- The Book decribing Milliways' politically incorrect decor.
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River: "He looks better in red..."
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With clothes the new are best, with friends the old are best.
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