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This is a special game. It's really fun with buddies and the replayability factor is super high because of the procedurally generated levels. You never know what kinda crazy layout you'll get and the variety of classes makes working together really fun, too! I highly recommend this game! FOR KARL!

THIS GAME IS SO CUTE I CANNOT STOP PLAYING IT. I'm really enjoying it! I also commend the developer on the consistent updates and improvements. It's early access, but it plays great and there is a ton to do.

Update: I love all of the new content that has been added. This game is consistently improved and I admire the dev for all of their hard work, dedication, and love being put in to this adorable game.

One year later:
I am still impressed with this game the developer's efforts. This is a game that is still being updated with much love and care. I love coming back to it and checking out the new updates. It's nice to have something so special to look forward to now and again.

*** SPOILER FREE REVIEW ***

I had never played an Assassins Creed game before.

I didn't know what the ♥♥♥♥ to expect, but it had a lot of things going for it that spoke to me.

Greek history? Greek Mythology? You can play a female character for the first time ever? What? You can do anything and go anywhere?

YEAH OK. ♥♥♥♥ YOU I AM IN.

That said, there's a ♥♥♥♥ ton to do in this game. First off, I have a ship. Guess what I did? Oh I just filled it with giant legendary women mercenaries I recruited. I'm playing Kassandra and look at her ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ arms. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ do I feel strong.

The map is basically all of Greece and is large af. Don't get me started on the soundtrack. YouTube the ship shanties. Look at all the love that was put in to those.

First three weeks playing the game and I already sunk about 50 hours in it. Game of the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ year for me right here.

I can't recommend this game enough. I love it. This is the kind of game that inspires me as a game developer. That, yes, you absolutely can push past generic and tired game mechanics and invent something new and fun to play. It's a unique concept and entertaining as ♥♥♥♥, too.

jesus christ in a hand basket

This is my most favorite game.

I love this game with all of my heart. Guess who still bumps the OST in their car on their way to work? Oh, did you guess me? YEAH. IT'S ME.

This game is responsible for me *wild clumsy hand gestures* being who I am. This game is why I got in to game development to begin with, and it is still very much a game I hope I can work on (if it ever gets a proper remake) or even maybe make on my own as an homage someday. Who the ♥♥♥♥ knows. What I do know is that it's not perfect as is on Steam - it has it's issues, I know. But, you know what? It is still Chrono Trigger and I am still very happy to be replaying it. I'll take it.

I love MTG so much. This game will satisfy that itch to play when you don't feel like going to smelly old MTF Wednesdays to meet up with one-eyed-Carl and his cousin two-toof-Ted.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. What the ♥♥♥♥ just happened. I think I almost had a seizure. Did I? I don't know. If you like shooting tons of ♥♥♥♥ and don't mind things not making a ton of sense, go on ahead and buy this. I mean, I had fun. I'm a little dizzy, but I had fun.

This game is so beautiful. It plays as great as it looks, too. Sometimes I just leave the game open and stare at the terrain for a while because ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ there is so much gorgeous detail to space out at. If you love board games and miniatures play ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Wartile.

My expectations were obliterated, here, in, Duckberg ah-wooOOO