William Shatner: Now men, we are about to go on a very dangerous mission. It is highly likely that one of you will die. The crew that will go with me are Spock, McCoy and Ensign Ricky.
Ensign Ricky: Aw crap.
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Where there's a will, there's a relative.
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Peter: Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.
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When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U.
The Game had just begun, when Hydrogen scored two fast points
And Oxygen still had none
Then Oxygen scored a single goal
And thus it did remain, At Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1
Called because of rain.
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Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.
(Small Gods)
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Arnold's Addendum:
Anything not fitting into these categories causes cancer in rats.
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"Mom knows EVERYTHING" -Calvin
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