Recent reviews by byebye

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Not sure why I played this. :D

I have a lil more than 800 hours in total on two accounts..rip my life..

10 hours - This is amazing! I've made $700 from opening a few cases and I just got this game! This is so fun.
50 hours - Dude these easy bots are so difficult omg.
100 hours - You know what? I'm gonna try to go on public again, I've practiced enough!
150 hours - Wow, I'm Gold Nova 2!!! I'm gonna be Global soon guys!!! I'm so good.
200 hours - *opens game and recieves new item*. R8 Revolver? What is this? *plays in game with it and against it*. VALVE, WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ IS THIS ♥♥♥♥. TERRIBLE VAC + ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GUN. WHY??
250 hours - I'm stuck at Gold Nova 2. I've been getting so many bans because of team mates griefing and hackers. I hate this.
280 hours - *Friend sends hacks and tells me to join his game, saying it was a hacking server and that I won't get banned*
284 hours - *VAC banned from secure servers.* Oh well. *gets CS:GO on a second account*
300 hours - *starts a bhop and weapon skins server*
320 hours - (able to bhop with spacebar without autohop)
350 hours - *learns to use scroll wheel and goes back into public servers*
500 hours - (flicks and skill on point, but starting to become toxic) jesus christ kid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself
600 hours - (one of my prime times, but becoming extremely toxic) ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HANG YOURSELF YOU STUPID ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GAME. JESUS CHRIST.
650 hours - ♥♥♥♥ YOU GAME!!! ♥♥♥♥!!!
700 hours - (another one of my prime times, but my most toxic) I LITERALLY HATE THIS GAME. IT'S SO BAD. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRINK BLEACH GABEN U FAT ♥♥♥♥ UGHHGHGHGH THIS GAME IS DUMB. NO ITS NOT, I LIKE IT..BUT I HATE IT OK ♥♥♥♥ THIS.
750 hours - *gets a new pc and plays like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ god* woo lets go baybee
790 hours - Jesus, help. I have no life anymore. I'm about to hit 800 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hours.
800 hours - (toxicity mostly gone, memory randomly went corrupt and i havent been playing recently, will update this later)