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Novice gravedigger

Buried your first body.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Advanced gravedigger

Buried 10 bodies.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 9:06am

First slice

Got your first slice of meat. Smells a little strange, but looks like ordinary meat...
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:23pm

Sashimi master

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 12:45pm

His house

Upgraded the church.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 5:32am

Kitchen boy

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 1:41pm

Cook

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 11:43am

Dream dinner

Made a gold-star dinner.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 3:59pm

Tastes like home

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 12:55am

Apprentice

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:16am

Alchemist

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:03am

MacPlayer

There can be only one.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 2:04pm

Not far from the ground

Dungeon level 5 cleared!
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 1:41am

Golden pumpkin

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:48pm

Winemaker

Made a gold-star wine.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:49pm

Old Astrologer

Met Astrologer. He's wise and tired of everything, even life.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:16am

Charm itself

Met Ms Charm. There's something about this woman that you can't understand.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:33pm

Wealthy merchant

Met Merchant. He's always ready to do business. Except around dinner time.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 5:55am

Holy Inquisition

Met the Lord Inquisitor. An unwavering kind of guy. You definitely wouldn't want to be his enemy.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:04pm

Sweetheart Bishop

Met Bishop. His motto - Pray, preach, and look like you won the lottery.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Summon a chicken

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.
Unlocked 19 Dec @ 2:47am

Side quest

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 3:43am

Simple but stylish

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 3:43am

Not a hot dog

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 3:44pm

Night watch

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 12:02pm

Perfume

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 1:44pm

Ideal song

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 12:27pm

Graveyard Veggies

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 1:56pm

On every shelf

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:15am

Even here

Fixed the garden. You'll spend a lot of time here...
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 3:44pm

A perfect gift

Gave a skull to Astrologer. A skull makes a nice present indeed!
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 6:17am

The Mill

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 3:16pm

A book with funny pictures

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 11:16am

Bridge builder

Fixed the bridge. Whatever else happens, you'll always be remembered as a great bridge builder!
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 8:56am

Just green points

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 20 Dec @ 5:59am

Just blue points

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 11:23am

Just red points

Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.
Unlocked 18 Aug, 2023 @ 4:21pm

More green points!

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 8:59am

More red points!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.
Unlocked 24 Dec @ 6:22am

Prodigal father

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 2:24pm

Shady Snake

Met Snake. He seems dangerous. You get why everybody calls him Snake.
Unlocked 17 Aug, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Landlord

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 3:45pm

Talking Skull

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:53pm

Good skull

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:03am

Well-known skull

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 11:23am

Employee of the month

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:05pm

Open mic

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:03am

Forward to the past

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:18pm

Witnessed him

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:03am

A nation divided

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 9:18am

An unexpected guest

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 1:25pm

Vampires in the Village

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.
Unlocked 22 Dec @ 2:25pm

The face of the enemy

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 2:29am

To stop an Ancient Curse

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 2:34am

Blood supplier

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 2:42am

Vampires are over

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 2:44am

Revolution begins

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:34am

Cook of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:45am

Writer of Revolution

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:54am

Ideologist of Revolution

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 4:01am

Long live the Revolution

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:29pm

Strange delivery

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 2:03am

A locked ghost from the past

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?
Unlocked 23 Dec @ 3:15am

A habitable room

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:03am

A lost stained glass window

It belongs in the church.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:03am

Long-awaited appreciation

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:03am

The first session of curing therapy

Start Euric's treatment.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 5:03am

A controlled ignition

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 12:02pm

A fortunate gift

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 11:39am

The second session of curing therapy

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 12:04pm

Endless sadness

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 1:17pm

The birth of passion

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 1:49pm

A vulnerability for authority

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 2:05pm

The third session of curing therapy

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.
Unlocked 25 Dec @ 2:11pm

Dissatisfied villagers

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:18am

Help the villagers

They should be satisfied. At least for now.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:35am

Return to the beginning

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.
Unlocked 26 Dec @ 12:44am



Shovel master

Buried 50 bodies.

His mansion

Upgraded the church for the second time.

A fish a day!

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

Fish collector

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Ichthyologist

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Brutal fisherman

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Gold fish

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Chef

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Master alchemist

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Health care

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

Scary dungeon depths

Dungeon level 10 cleared!

Nothing underneath

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Match 3

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!

Best seller

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

Stone fence

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.

Marble

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.

More blue points!

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Epic skull

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

First party

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Locking up the sun

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

Rat race

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Best party

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Best mic

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Best concert

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Best race

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

The show must go on

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

One more inquisitor

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...

Mysterious woman

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...

Awkward interrogation

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Lesser evil

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

Camp

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.

Developed camp

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

Strengthened camp

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

Paradise

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

Raccoon thyroid stew

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.

Beheaded horse

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

More forest thugs

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!
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