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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:47pm

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:02pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 12:11am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 9:24pm

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 4:16am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 May, 2021 @ 1:46am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 1 May, 2021 @ 1:54am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 2:44am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:27am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 1:38pm

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 12:39am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 25 Mar, 2020 @ 10:43pm

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 9:00pm

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 10:27pm

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:26pm

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:11am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 27 Mar, 2020 @ 12:52am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 1:40am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 10:12pm

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 2:25pm

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2020 @ 12:32am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 3:13am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 3:18pm

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 1:08am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 2:53pm

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 3:36pm

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 4:06pm

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 5:04pm

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2020 @ 5:08pm

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 23 Mar, 2020 @ 10:01pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:22pm

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 24 Mar, 2020 @ 6:24pm

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 2:01am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 11:06pm

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2020 @ 11:29pm

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 26 Mar, 2020 @ 11:12pm

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 28 Mar, 2020 @ 2:11am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 12:38am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 7 May, 2021 @ 2:30am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2020 @ 12:40am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 8 May, 2021 @ 4:30am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 30 Apr, 2021 @ 1:39am