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This game is super fun!

The one gripe I have with it is that there's, like, only one track in the game and it's driving me insane.

Pizza Tower is a game about managing your IRL anxiety.

I've watched players run out of time and lose, because they panicked and started moving very clumsily.

Remain calm. Calm minds win games.

Also, this game is great.
Play it already :)

Ever sat and stared and stared at space limbo for several minutes on end, waiting for the game to load, only to see that it just wasn't going to happen?

Please bring regular Horde mode back :(

Don't forget to drink ramune as your sole source of sustenance in real life too.

You know, for added immersion.

I bought this game on Steam, with the DLC.
I could not play the multiplayer. Steam gave me CD keys for the DLC, but not for the base game.
I went to Steam Support, and was directed to EA Customer Support.
I told EA Customer Support about my problem, and told me to go talk to Steam Support, because I bought the game through Steam.

I had this game on PS3 back in the day, and this game is great, but you should never buy it through Steam.

From the ashes of depravity, rises the phoenix of quality. How else to describe The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe?

Such a revolutionary step forward in the lineage of one of the most beloved video game properties of all time! The additions and changes made to this expansion will surely resonate in the annals of the history of all media ever made.

It is perhaps true to say that no mistakes are forever etched in stone, for the stone into which The Stanley Parable was carved has itself been transmuted, offering a message of hope to those who have ever erred in their judgement.

You are not beyond redemption. You may change, and you may become more, so much more than you were before.

If there is any message to be taken from The Stanley Parable: Ultra Deluxe, it is this:
What a fortune, a privilege, a joy it is to have had such an experience, it leave me hopeful that as a community - as a world - there is time for us to become our greatest selves, as great as we could ever dream of in our wildest, most ambitious visions for a brighter future.

This game is completely obsolete, and has been for years.
Mordhau is what you're looking for.

You're welcome.

Tutorial was bugged, one of it's objectives is broken.
Game crashed outright when I tried to go to the hub.

Probably just a me problem. I couldn't quite get the Closers experience.

Dog girl on a quest
All of the pudding is gone
Shooting everything