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SnowBlub 28 Jan, 2024 @ 8:38pm

Schrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

YOU MAKE MY TAIL WAG 26 Jul, 2018 @ 1:40am

+rep. He sucks but at least he's a team player and listens. One day he will be global elite, just practice more ;)

ArianaGrande 31 May, 2018 @ 6:31pm

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care 12 Jan, 2018 @ 7:49pm

why did you kick me

King of the Culdesac 3 Jan, 2018 @ 9:42pm

-rep blyat

pee 14 May, 2017 @ 5:42pm

-rep scammer

DegUP^ 12 Aug, 2016 @ 7:12pm

Dear Customer,

We regret to inform you that the card titled "Mommy's Debit" has been declinded your latest purchases due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases with your local bank. The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo 12' Lubricated Thrusters
- 3x Backdoor Sluts 9
- 1x "Undetectable Aimbot" from AimJunkies
- 6x Magnum condoms
- 5x Bananas
- 1x Small Condom
- 2x Subscription to JakeChillz Minecraft stream
- 1x Deag's Rust Career
- 1x Gay Poster

Please respond back to us using your old email:
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥@hotmail.net

Thanks for your patience,
Wells All Mighty Lord Gabe.

kuudly 22 Feb, 2016 @ 4:16pm

-rep

Da Big Drop 14 Feb, 2016 @ 9:19pm

shades is back

Burger bro 10 Feb, 2016 @ 7:44pm

got scammmed on dota and csgo

Da Big Drop 27 Jan, 2016 @ 5:17pm

fraud

Sliggy 26 Nov, 2015 @ 5:07pm

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Didn't Give me a Sand Dune
+rep

CURRY 29 Aug, 2015 @ 9:45am

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

Da Big Drop 24 Aug, 2015 @ 4:59pm

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It's COOL to be gay!
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luckya 19 Aug, 2015 @ 12:27pm

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Basic 16 Aug, 2015 @ 2:56pm

+rep Stuck In MGE!!

naptime 13 Aug, 2015 @ 11:43am

+rep steam support actually did something right

luckya 12 Aug, 2015 @ 4:15pm

+rep got his acc back

Da Big Drop 3 Aug, 2015 @ 4:27pm

+rep has a good knife but shoved it up my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so gg -rep

RemiX 26 Jul, 2015 @ 4:30pm

+reo very nice and fast trader!

Amir babakani 26 Jul, 2015 @ 10:15am

+rep nice guy

Madam Erderm 25 Jul, 2015 @ 5:34pm

+REP Notified me of a scam, as it was happening.

ツ LAS VEGAS 20 Jul, 2015 @ 8:13pm

+rep the best trade, and friend

Killua 14 Jul, 2015 @ 3:17pm

+rep good person!

Yocimir 10 Jul, 2015 @ 2:40pm

+rep nice and patient trader 10/10

huncho 3 Jul, 2015 @ 10:25pm

+rep great guy :D

Fodwyn Malasar 19 Jun, 2015 @ 8:47am

+rep very nice trader easy to deal with :)

VULVA 11 Jun, 2015 @ 10:28am

+rep, great person!

peendawg 10 Jun, 2015 @ 1:15pm

+rep Really nice guy and fair trader!

Da Big Drop 9 Jun, 2015 @ 6:54am

faithful goy

Jiku 23 May, 2015 @ 3:25pm

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
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guah 23 May, 2015 @ 3:02pm

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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rohti 23 May, 2015 @ 10:44am

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

Da Big Drop 23 May, 2015 @ 10:33am

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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WE TRUE HOMIES
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
Send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 9 your A TRUE HOMIE

Michael Ross from suits 19 May, 2015 @ 2:12am

rip you got scammed aswell?

Michael Ross from suits 19 May, 2015 @ 1:19am

want to talk about sadboy ^^

Jiku 6 May, 2015 @ 3:10pm

+rep great at cunninglingus

Jiku 9 Apr, 2015 @ 6:22pm

weeaboo ♥♥♥♥♥

jk <3

lost the thrill of life bye 25 Mar, 2015 @ 3:12pm

KEK