Recent reviews by jhoets

What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wet diarrhea ass game bro.

so much fun!!!!

gud game :D

fun!

How the hell does this still compete with newer stealth games? It amazes me that this game was made so well.

I suck so ♥♥♥♥ this game
Update: I played 12 additional hours and guess what!!!! I still suck....

Wow.... What an absolute masterpiece! I would totally recommend this title to anyone I know. The core mechanics from previous elder scrolls titles are here in the most polished format yet. With countless hours of adventuring and questing to be done, you can expect at least 40 hours of truly enjoyable gameplay from this gem of a title. WIth that out of the way, I'd also like to mention it's not only unfair Todd and the gang decided to do this "At the request of the publisher, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is unlisted on the Steam store and will not appear in search." but it's also just plain stingy. I enjoyed this game with all of my being however, the recent moves made by Bethesda Softworks have just been out of character for them to say the least (charging people $60 for skyrim on anything that has the specs to run it, Fallout 76 and ESO being a disappointment, the fact they milked a subscription service out of ESO until they were criticized by everyone for it and now this). I hope that everything turns out okay for Bethesda and that this was just some sort of a funky bump down the road for them. I look forward to the elder scrolls 6, which is hopefully the way they shall redeem themselves to then allow me to restore faith in them as a household name once more.

is good game and if u got a bunch of virgin friends like I do then you can probably convince them to play along with you. (sort of a biased opinion because I have a lot of nostalgic memories in this game)

Let me start off by saying that this ♥♥♥♥ covered "gem" was one of the most hyped up open world zombie survival games on the market and according to the game "professionals" on game informer. This was supposedly going to rival Dayz in almost every aspect including fan/support base. It seems that this was not even close to the case, and from the jump players were plagued with horrible lag, hackers, campers, and lets not forget our all time favorite the irresponsive and careless devs that just played every single one of you who decided to purchase this monstrosity of what was supposed to be a stellar ass game. Despite all the angry and depressing feels we have toward this game you really have to give the credit where the credit is due and you guessed right it goes straight to the very inteligent and diligent devs for getting this game so hyped to the point where most of us here wasting our time on a pissed off, grammarless, half bit review bought this POS on realease or back when it had its previous title "WarZ" for $20 (USD) just so we could play through this repetitive and broken hype train for a week, get bored and then watch as everyone finally figures out that it might not be what we thought orignally and that we were swindled out of our money as we watched the price fall $15 more and recieve a name change retitling it to "Infestation: Survivor Stories". After all of the controversy of the name and price change the devs fully opted out of the project shut the servers down and quite literally took their money and ran. My final verdict is a thumbs up, why you may ask? because the smarts of the Devs were uncanny in this situation I mean it takes quite a smart person to ♥♥♥♥ over 40,000+ people even at the price of $5. The lesson we should take from this supposed fun gone wrong is you should always look into what you are buying no matter what anyone says. Thank you all God Bless America!

onioncum worth of fun. the map and open world aspect of the game is outstanding also not to metion the free open feel to the gamewill keep you comming backfor hours and hours on end