Recent reviews by JOHN HAMBURGER

THIS GAME CURE MY SHARP KIDNEY STONES! IT WAS BLEEDING !

GOOOOOOOOOOOD GAM I HAVING FUN WHEN I WAS DRIVING AROUIND AND LISTEN MUSIC FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

THIS GAME FUN

I HAVE SO MUCH FUN PLAYING A LOT OF GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MANY PLAYERS CAN BE MEAN WHICH MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF

LOTS OF SEXY GIRL CHARACTERS WHO I HAVE BEEN CONSIDER SEXING.

THANKS

Let me just start by saying this game is excellent. Upon loading in, I was blessed with the beauty of a gorgeous white pristine apartment. With two bedrooms, I couldn't help but immerse myself in a life where I'm successful enough to stand around in my apartment and jerk myself off. Beauty, some would say, is the key to a person's soul. Well, I can successfully say that this game has plenty of keys to person's souls.

Pros of this game:
-The ♥♥♥♥ physics are incredible. I have not yet explored the woman's physics (they give me anxiety) but I can assure you that the men's physics are definitely up to par.
-The launch maps are nice. The apartment is beautiful; a place I'd love to call home.
-I was able to make myself ♥♥♥. I worked very hard and that beautiful white spurt was simply enchanting. The dev definitely knows how to reward a player for their hard work!
-No battlepass! as an r/gaming user, I can't stand a battlepass.
-Multiplayer allows for roleplay (wife's boyfriend, friends enjoying times, hangout session, love, etc)

Cons of this game:
-I wish there was more to do. As a man of intellect, I prefer to treat people with respect before I try to have sex with them (I have never done this). I wish the devs would add cooking, maybe nintendo switch, and wife's boyfriend for lore.
-Speaking of lore, where is the story??? I love to indulge in a wonderful setting and story to immerse myself! Why am I at this apartment? Why can I have up to 10 people (preferably men because women make me anxious) in my apartment? Why is it so clean? I hope the devs end up adding some story so I can fully enjoy the game.
-It was really hard to ejaculate. I worked very hard. My wrist hurt from working so hard. I only mustered a single spurt, Nevertheless my friends cheered me on!
-More ♥♥♥♥ sizes would be nice. The ♥♥♥♥ in this game is too big. It is very unrealistic for me as a player. Allow us to change ball sizes as well which would allow you to spurt more or less beautiful juice.
-I could not figure out how to use a dildo on myself. I will investigate further as this interests me.

good

good game

ghost sary

This game is utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. First of all, my ♥♥♥♥ is NOT that big in real life. I wish the developer added the ability to change your penis size for a more realistic and immersive experience. Also, the game is very buggy. My biggest gripe is that the car in the garage is not proper scale. In real life, the vehicle's front bumper would be slightly below knee high for me. In the game, the girl was sitting on the car and I was able to casually insert my member into her mouth while she sat upright. This would make me at LEAST 12 feet tall. it's sickening how inaccurate the scale is in this game. Also, the game contains many plot holes and unresolved subplots. Why did I pack up my tools if I wasn't going to use them? Why did she call a handyman to fix her computer? I appreciate the fourth wall joke by showing the game title on the computer, but it ultimately broke my immersion. The scenes are just the same positions in a different location. I was also fairly disgusted at the untouched tin containing a full cooked lasagna sitting in her kitchen. its just not an environment I feel okay being in considering the bacteria that might form on it. I was also wondering why the female seemed to have some sort of metal bar connecting her nipples that was showing through her shirt. Overall, the story could use some work and the gameplay should be more enjoyable. I wish there was more content before the sexual act, as I'd like to be able to get to know her better. I think there's a lot of room for potential with backstory with our characters, and to expand the universe in many ways. Another bit, she seems to be living in some sort of self contained dimension as the street goes nowhere and the environment outside seems to be floating in some sort of space. It would be interesting to see a subplot that discusses this interesting worldbuilding bit.


Also, I didn't get to finish. I wish I just took the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money

works great