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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 3:26pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 3:45pm

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 12:52pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2020 @ 2:39pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 19 Jan, 2020 @ 3:26pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 21 Apr, 2020 @ 2:14pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 7 Oct, 2017 @ 10:03am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 1:38pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2017 @ 2:55pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2017 @ 4:18pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 12 Jan, 2018 @ 4:32am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 9 Jan, 2020 @ 3:20pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 4:03pm

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 1:37pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 23 Jan, 2020 @ 3:46pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 27 Sep, 2017 @ 2:32pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 26 Apr, 2020 @ 3:17pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2017 @ 2:23pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 4:56am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 26 Sep, 2017 @ 9:14am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2020 @ 4:49am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 13 Jan, 2020 @ 4:26pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 31 Jan, 2020 @ 4:23pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 19 Sep, 2020 @ 4:51pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 2:53am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 15 May, 2020 @ 1:56am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 24 Jan, 2020 @ 3:31pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 Oct, 2017 @ 2:49pm

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 16 May, 2020 @ 2:47pm

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!
Unlocked 2 Sep, 2020 @ 6:03am

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.
Unlocked 3 Sep, 2020 @ 4:00pm

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.
Unlocked 8 Sep, 2020 @ 3:40pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 7 Sep, 2020 @ 10:19am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 11 Jan, 2020 @ 9:38am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 25 Sep, 2020 @ 5:03pm

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 8 May, 2020 @ 1:34pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 23 Apr, 2020 @ 8:08am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2020 @ 3:47pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 12 Jun, 2020 @ 2:51am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 14 May, 2022 @ 11:55am



Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!