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Отправь это всем друзьям, которых ты считаешь олегом
Если тебе вернется 0-3 олегов, то ты дима
Если тебе вернется 3-7 олегов, то ты саша
Если тебе вернется более 7 олегов, то ты олег и твои друзья олеги

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand and use the hemoglobin. The debuff is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the kills will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also the M16’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into its model- his personal grenade launcher draws heavily from the real life M16 + M203, for instance. The pros understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these weapons, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about BALANCE. As a consequence people who dislike the hemoglobin & M16 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the damage output of the seeker six, which itself is a cryptic reference to the Seeker Six from Killing Floor 1.

Let's get one thing about me "straight" up front. When it comes to sexuality, I'm a as hetero as they come. If a gay guy came on I'd be like, "No way, bro I'm a straight-up party boy who's into chicks." Yup, one gay dude wouldn't stand a chance. It would take at least four or five gay guys strapping me down to make it inside me. Sorry, fellas, that's just how straight I am. And even then I wouldn't make it easy. I'd be like, "Hey look! There's George Michael!" And they'd all shriek "Where" at once, and I'd make a break for it, and they'd be like, "He's getting away Chase him! I want his butt!" But I wouldn't just give them my butt. They'd have to take it. And once they got me strapped down, I'd stop fighting it because that would be giving them what they want. And I don't want them to enjoy it. If anyone's going to enjoy it, it's going to be me. So, I'd just relax into it and taunt them by telling them how ripped and sexy I find them