jacob
uprisingflame   Illinois, United States
 
 
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59 hrs on record
last played on 23 May, 2024
61 hrs on record
last played on 5 Nov, 2023
1,265 hrs on record
last played on 6 Aug, 2022
[Peaceful Nut Farmer]Travis(NFC) 31 Jan, 2021 @ 3:03pm 
The friendzone is a terrifying place for young men such as Jacob, as it resides deep in Satan's ass crack. We are not sure what happens in the friendzone itself, but the faint echoes of "I'm a nice guy" can be heard. It's truly a terrifying place to be.
[Peaceful Nut Farmer]Travis(NFC) 28 Dec, 2020 @ 9:53pm 
I was sitting at Disney World when Jacob came through the window and stole my phone. The police arrived and the officer, a JacobShalabster fan, did nothing about it! I bet he stole it because he only has Disney Mickey Mouse followers. I am now broke because I bought a game he didn't buy, and no-one else bought it!
shnorglebop 25 Dec, 2020 @ 3:26am 
i like him
who was dat 29 May, 2020 @ 1:53pm 
+rep good teammate
[Peaceful Nut Farmer]Travis(NFC) 29 Jan, 2019 @ 3:51pm 
This dudes gone sicko mode :CrowdControl:
[Peaceful Nut Farmer]Travis(NFC) 30 Jun, 2018 @ 7:51pm 
- rep Won't accept Remey as his lord and saviour. What a nerd