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as an engineer, i used 20 razorwire and 20 mushrooms to fight the endgame boss

i was oneshot

and so i vowed revenge on his thicc man a$$, i would be his undoing my next run.

i then proceeded to smite him with 200 royal capacitor charges over the course of ten seconds. I burned the flesh off of his lusting body, his well toned thighs being crushed under the weight of endless bombardment. i was the moon's new cowboy, my big iron being 20 gestures of the drowned. i ended the gimp even before he could draw his name brand Dyson Ball Multi Floor 2 to succ up all my goodies and loot.

oh and i was rex

im not a snitch, B I S H

where's austria...

I really love the Metro Series, everything is really there. To really play on that Metro vibe, I decided to play the game on Ranger Hardcore mode for my first playthrough, and it was phenomenal. Though some sections really made me think, "What the ♥♥♥♥, did they actually play test this?" The game really came together, with the fast pace firefights, or the slow and methodical stealth sections. It really captivated me and reminded me of what I liked about the previous installments of Metro. The need to conserve ammo, and to find alternative routes through sections of the game; it's thrilling.

For example, while in Novosibirsk, I was about to pull the boat down on the last part of the worm section, and I had just run out of filters, so while actively suffocating I had to make as many filters as possible. And with 2 minutes on the clock, I quickly dispatched the worms and tossed myself head first into the anomaly. It's that sense of urgency and pace that really drew me into the game, and got my blood rate pumping. It is what always got me hooked on Metro, on the atmosphere.

However, my second playthrough, was not so great. As it dawned on me, that a lot of the sections of the game were made with the intention the player would rush through them, or that not much attention would be made on the finer details.

Per a lot of of my screenshots, I quickly realized that the Yamantau Bunker had many clippy models. Then, there were about 17 of the same cannibal copy pasted in various positions after the section where Anna kills the Minister. Even when you make it to the "Leadership" of the Cannibals where Miller is executing them, they're all the same person, they don't even have, different hats, outfits or faces. And it makes me wonder what happened, considering they decided to fully model shirts and pants to hang off various items as clutter.
Though this was a common problem throughout the game, in my experience. A lot of it was reused assets from previous games, or just from previous sections. Now, this isn't necessarily a problem however, it really brings you out of the game once you realize it.

Yet when you make it to Novosibirsk, it's just the same few rail cars used to form a town in a Metro. The "Armored Rail Car" denoted by Miller was basically ripped from the first two games (as it was the railcar the Nazi's used, per it even looking like a German Panzer 4). Though what really bothered me was, just the fact so many of the skeletons are the same, and that went for the military's and the civilian's. However, don't get me wrong this was probably my favorite section of the game. With the mixture of anomalies, radiation trips, and the throw back Blind One's segment it really was a home run. Yet that's just if you stick your nose out of the finer details of everything.

However, there were also some technical problems in my experience as well. I run an AMD GPU, notably the RX580 and I found that it may not exactly be compatible with the game (as per usual the series is partnered with Nvidia, and I was not so fortunate this time around to have that brand of card). I had some texture filtering bugs when crawling around Hansa's execution pit, the walls had a snow pattern as if it were Garry's Mod's infamous missing texture. And then once I was in Novosibirsk, after the final section of the worms, I found myself seeing a large sheet of Ice (which was also a texture bug) floating on the water while the anomaly cut scene was choppily rendered before me at like 45 FPS.

All in all I feel like the game missed the mark in some respects, while in the Caspian and Volga, it didn't feel like Metro much at all. However, seeing the Baron in the Caspian was a very large exception, his opening sequence sent a shiver down my spine. The depravity and yet realism of that sequence really does set the tone. Yet, in some cases such as that it was pretty good, and I loved every second of it.

pretty fun

conscript rushing in comp honestly makers me harder than stone. we're talking, i can cut through a jet plane EASILY, like butter. ♥♥♥♥ would melt around my phallus.

the spider guy was kinda hot, no cap

i married my aunt and took control of all of Iberia.