Recent reviews by Unstable.Jpeg

i ♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this game

better than sex

Noita is a fantasticly fun roguelike sandbox simulation game.

This game can be very frustrating sometimes and it took me like 70ish hours of dropping the game and picking it back up to finally click with me. I would also like to say that knowledge is everything in this game, the hardest floors can go to some of the easiest if you know how to use the enemies to your advantage and know weaknesses of them. For new players the only tip i can give away without spoiling anything or ruining a learning experience is take you time and explore, dying is inevitable and you are bound to probably blow yourself up cause you made a wand that fires a nuke every frame.

Have fun.

A very fun and charming game.
Moving in this game feels fantastic, very cute and nice art style.
The story is simple but very engaging.

I did however run into the issue of having every node on the map say that i have done everything there but i ended up missing one fruit fly which is nowhere to be found.

But even with that downside you should still get this game

Short,Funny,Cute

The peggle horse makes me want to commit several hate crimes

Its a great game and its pretty easy to get into.

All the survivors feel unique and are fun to play i recommend you dont stick to one survivor but keep changing it up.
Why am i bringing that up is because i myself pick who i play as mostly on how cool they look which made me not play certain survivors. An example of this is loader because she doesn't look that cool in my opinion i never picked her. However she is also one of the most fun survivors to play.

I would also like to recommend that you primary play solo because when playing online with friends what happens in most cases is that one person has double the amount of items and having a good time while the rest is struggling.

When just starting out you dont have every item unlocked making runs alot more difficult an example of this is that you can't get the good healing items yet, However unlocking most items basicly comes down to just play the game just like how you get most survivors.

A really fun co op experience which works well with the steams remote play feature.

♥♥♥♥ this game

you can fly in to the sun but it takes a hell of alot time