Recent reviews by UnlockedSumo

This game is mediocre.

Edit: Still pretty okay.

Edit 2: Yeah, still pretty okay. .

So good. So good.

Have to reinstall client everytime I play.

When I run I waddle like a penguin.


11/10 - IGN

This game is great! It fulfills my deepest desire to grow facial hair, put on a creepy trench coat, and pee on things. I mean, you can pee on literally anything; cats, dogs, hookers, grocery store owners with funny accents, trees, rocks, buildings, light posts, telephone poles, yourself, fire, bank tellers, police men, police women, cars, trucks, water heaters, stairs, doors, money, desks, office managers, ovens, carpet, sinks, counters, porches, yards, fire hydrants, sidewalks, lamps, barrels, books, walls, computers, cashiers, those chinese statue things, chairs, driveways, windows, electrical equipment, vending machines, cupboards, mailboxes, telephones, food, televisions, toilets, toilet seats, trash cans, refrigerators, closets, other people while playing multiplayer, literally anything you'd like to pee on.

I'd definitely recommend this game, although I'd wait until it goes on sale. Peeing on things is great, although buying things on sale is just a tad better. Overall I'd give this game 11 taco platters out of 10, would pee again.