Tom Hanks, killing the game, as always. Tell me a bad Tom Hanks, aka, Da Salamander, aka, Sammy Da Slayer, aka, Tim Hanks, aka, Fred Danashery, aka Mr. Money, aka Kevin Bacon Jr. aka, Mr. Look at Me I'm the Captain Now, aka Wilson, aka Mr. Peanut, aka Thomas Hanks, aka The Slippery Mississippi, aka Mr. Flicka da Wrist, aka Ted Hanks, aka The Master of Disaster, movie. I dare you.

The Money pit? Classic. The Burbs? Sleeper classic, Big? ♥♥♥♥ outta here, Castaway? .... , The fat foreign guy in the airport? I call it Castaway:Airport, classic, Sleepless in Seattle? He had panties creaming across the country. You've got mail? He had panties creaming across AOL, Philadelphia? He cured AIDS with that movie alone. Saving Private Ryan? Should have been....Tom..Hanks.......♥♥♥♥♥♥ killing it or something idk, classic.

He know's you're alone? You must mean, Tom Hanks, Afro edition? CLASSIC. Mazes and Monsters? Mazes and Tom Hanks...♥♥♥♥♥! Splash? He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a mermaid. Forrest Gump? Tom Hanks never goes full ♥♥♥♥♥♥, son. He also fathered the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sixth sense kid. ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cinematic masterpiece. Bachelor Party? Never seen it, don't need to, it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gold. The man with one red shoe? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqbuWpkoth0 , slaying hoes. Volunteers? Beastin with my dude JC. Nothing in Common? Only movie that could be done better, more Tom Hanks is needed honestly. Turner & ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hooch? Tom Hanks > Ceasar Milan. The guy is ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Woody. I'm not going on any more.

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Woah you can leave voice messages on steam comments now!


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