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5.1 hrs on record (5.0 hrs at review time)
You got it set to M for mini, when it should be set to W for Wuppo. You know: I Wuppo, You Wuppo, He, She, Me... Wuppo! Wuppo, Wuppoing, "We'll have the Wuppo", Wupporama, Wuppology, the study of Wuppo? It's first grade Wumbob.
Posted 1 July, 2019. Last edited 1 April, 2020.
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31.8 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
You might never guess how incredibly whimsical it could be to play as a insurance claims adjuster for the British East India Company in the the early 19th-century on board an empty merchant sailing ship.
Posted 24 April, 2019. Last edited 2 April, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
33.1 hrs on record (31.6 hrs at review time)
Slightly simply game where you look at silhouetted skylines and try to guess which famous city it is. Tokyo? New York? Cincinnati, Ohio? Dresden circa 1945? It's all here, great for kids and cats.
Posted 22 November, 2018.
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30.2 hrs on record
There are these ancient enigmatic machines that shape our world. Once you live with them long enough, the more difficult it is to imagine any other possibilities, or even to remember a time before. There are of course some strange and beautiful people who struggle to forge an existence outside of these machines, through art, companionship, or simply running away. Ultimately though, the influence of the machines are nothing if not inescapable.

However everything that is made can also be unmade, and inevitably we are reminded that there are some forces far more powerful than even the machines. When these come to bear and the storm rains down, it spares nothing. When standing in the wreckage of the aftermath, perhaps something different can be built. For us, for the future, and for everyone who was lost along the way. At least, we can try.

On a superficial level, Kentucky Route Zero is just a surreal "maybe the real journey was the friends we made along the way" story. But if I were to list all my favorite absurd and fantastic moments, it would basically be the whole game.

Or maybe it was just about an old dog named Blue, I don't know.
Posted 22 September, 2017. Last edited 25 March, 2021.
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13.9 hrs on record (11.4 hrs at review time)
And "thank you,". Those are the manners my mother used to teach me.
Posted 22 September, 2017.
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28.8 hrs on record (25.8 hrs at review time)
A game in English, using Japanese aesthetics, made by Venezuelan developers is commitment to cyberpunk style on a meta level.
Posted 20 September, 2017. Last edited 2 April, 2020.
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1 person found this review funny
10.6 hrs on record
Strange narrative of two elderly men competing to see who can survive the most cholesterol induced heart attacks.
Posted 20 September, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
88.8 hrs on record (53.5 hrs at review time)
Take a relaxing virtual tour of the small French town of Verdun.
Posted 20 September, 2017.
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305.9 hrs on record (237.6 hrs at review time)
So historically detailed and accurate, that you receive an honorary doctorate from Yale in Ancient Japanese Warfare upon completion of a campaign.
Posted 20 September, 2017. Last edited 23 November, 2023.
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21.6 hrs on record (13.9 hrs at review time)
You play as a typical millenial who thinks she's unique and quirky for being the only person in history who has ever gained time travel powers.
Posted 20 September, 2017.
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