I used to rule the world
Seas would rise when I gave the word
Now in the morning, I sleep alone
Sweep the streets I used to own
I used to roll the dice
Feel the fear in my enemy's eyes
Listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old king is dead, long live the king
One minute, I held the key
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and pillars of sand...

Hi have a little peepee

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hi

o you're going by "reshala" now nerd? Haha whats up♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥bag, it's Tanner from Highschool. Remember me? Me and the guys used to give you a hard time in school. Sorry you were just an easy target lol. I can see not much has changed. Remember Sarah the girl you had a crush on? Yeah we're married now. I make over 200k a year and drive a mustang GT. I guess some things never change huh loser? Nice catching up lol. Pathetic..

There's a river by my school. I fell in it. Then I layed there mad like a grumpy broody anime kid and didnt let anyone help me cus it'll bring dishonor to my cow (but I was rly just embarrassed as ♥♥♥♥). Then I walked my bloody broken ass to class to say I can't go to class. I lived to tell the tale. I missed out on this halloween thing and was miserable because my young life depended on having so much fun (which I by the way rightfully deserved). I was mad for two weeks. Then I got over it and realized I spent two weeks mad when it was actually pretty funny and I'm lucky I didn't break my neck. Now I have these cool scars that my future wife will ask me about at a party while I'm smoking a cigarette.

~5 years later~

And that kids, is how I met your mother.