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MET JE KANKER VOETBAL INTERNATIONAL
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I FOUND A PIC OF YOU!
so if ur the next hugh hefner...
I'm:
the Queen of England,, Santa Claus,, the Toothfairy,, the Easter Bunny,, a Unicorn,, the Loch Ness Monster,, the White Fluffy Killer Rabbit (out of Monty Python),, a Reincarnated Emperor of, (I don't know lets say,) China,, a ♥♥♥♥♥ Fortuneteller (that can actually see the Future),, (Hey lets include) your Mom,, a Pink Narwhal,, the Guinea Pig Whisperer,, World Ruler (gotta love a bit of domination),, not being sarcastic,, definately still lollin at your dp..
And just for good measure you can pull the other one because it has bells,, (gongs,, sirens,, whistles,, horns,, and all other kinds of magical noise making equipment,,) on
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU'RE A DEAD ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥