dude has a screw loose, he should def jump off a bridge

So this is the story of how i met double rainbow. one rainy night, i went on to a teamspeak 3 server, innocent as always, looking for some new friends to play Defence of the Ancients two with, when suddenly, i met Double. He was a lonesom man, who just wanted to play Riki mid. Little did I know, he had

Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your star, your perfect font, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.
I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probablydont get any of these types of messages/posts on Steam and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

Are you being boosted? You are the single worst player ive encountered. You have zero game sense, 0 sound 0 awarness 0 of anything it takes to play the game. I would say its a case of all aim no brain but you dont even have aim on your side.

You belong nowhere near ESEA and thats with ESEA being infested with novas and mg's.

It blows my mind how you can possibly win any games being that completely unaware of whats happening around you. You look like a lost dog all of the time. Not a single time did I spectate you and think that you had a clue what to do or what the enemy was going to do.

Seriously, you have the awareness of a newborn. Its a waste of money to pay for a subscription when you so clearly will not be improving here. You have to learn the basics before you can learn anything from ESEA. Just stay in MM.

<3

its funny that pirates go shore to shore to find buried treasure when the treasure was the friendship they got