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PLANET REACH IS BEING UNDER ATTACK BY A CRAZY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FANATIC ALIEN CULT. THEY ARE BURNING OUR PEOPLE ALIVE AND GLASSING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING THAT MOVES WITH A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ORBITAL SPACE LASER.
THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN TAKE THE FIGHT TO THEM IS NOBLE 6 BUT HE IS BEING TRANSPORTED BY A DERANGED CYAN BLUE CYBORG ♥♥♥♥♥ WHO NEVER PASSED HER DRIVERS EXAM AND THINKS DRIVING OFF A CLIFF IS TACTICALLY ADVANTAGEOUS.
(IT ISN'T. SHES GOING TO GET HUMANITIES LAST HOPE KILLED!!1!)
IF YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES GET BEHIND THE WHEEL OF AN M-12-FORCE APPLICATION VEHICLE, AKA: THE WARTHOG, WE NEED YOU TO DRIVE NOBLE 6 HOME AND GET OUR HERO TO FINISH THE FIGHT.
LETS SHOW SHOW THOSE COVENANT BASTARDS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE HUMAN.
HOORAH.
⢰⠋⠉⠒⢄ ⣠⠤⠔⢒⠎ ⠈⠳⣤⢤⡀
⢀⡏ ⠔⠉ ⢄ ⠘⢦⠈⠑⢤⡀ ⢀⣤⣤⡀
⢸⢠⢆ ⠈⡆ ⢈⠆ ⠙⢔⠋⢀⡼⠃
⠸⢨⠊ ⠈⠃ ⠈⢯⠁
⡰⠁ ⠈⡆
⣰⠁⢀⣀ ⣷
⡇⣂⢸⣿⠂⠠⣀⡠ ⢰⣿⣷ ⣀ ⡏
⢳⡀ ⠉⠁⠐⠄ ⢀⡜⠁
⠙⢤⡀ ⣀⡴⠋
⠉⠉⠒⠒⠦⠤⠤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⠤⠤⠶⠒⠚⠉⠁
⠀⠀⠋⠉⣵⣶⡔⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⢺⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠑⡄⠻⠿⣃⣀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢠⣷⣤⣴⣿⡿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣏⠃⠤⣀
⠀⠀⣾⣿⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠖⠲⢦⠙⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⠁⡴⠛⠙⠓⠀⢀⣐⣃⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠻⠠⠀⠤
⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⠀⠀⠀⢀
⡔⠉⠉⠁⠹⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡎⠀⠀⡠⠐⠁
⠁⢄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⣦⣤⣤⣀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣾⣿⡿⢀⡠⠊⠀⠀⠀
⠙⢆⠈⠁⠢⢤⣀⡈⢿⣿⣿⠟⠉⠉⠀⠉⠛⠟⠿⢿⣤⣄⠀⠀⣠
⠀⡸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢻⠀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⠀⠈⢻⣿⡶⠿
⠚⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠤⣿⡇⢱ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɴɪᴄᴇ ᴅᴀʏ