Anyone who overlooks Ricochet is dead wrong and should be thrown in jail. Ricochet is TRULY the best game I've ever played. It was well deserving of its hundreds of Game of the Year awards in 2000. What is the best Valve game? Some may say Half-Life 1 or 2, some may say Portal, some esports nerds might even say DOTA 2. But anyone with an IQ above 50 will say Ricochet. This game is so beautiful, I cry with the force of Niagara Falls upon opening it. It's beautiful graphics will never stop blowing my mind. The gameplay is something I truly never get tired of. This game makes Mario 64 and Halo look like ET and Shaq Fu. Its amazing sound design makes Beethoven sound like mumble rap. I would marry Ricochet in a heartbeat, if given the chance. I sold all of my consoles and games so I could solely focus on Ricochet. This game’s logo is painted all over my house and car, and tattooed all over my body. When my boss at McDonald’s asked me why I was skipping work, I told him I was too busy playing Ricochet. He ended up firing me on the spot, so I decapitated him with a Big Mac, just like the characters in Ricochet. My children (all named Ricochet) do not eat, drink, or sleep. They just play Ricochet, and that’s all they need. I haven’t slept since I first played Ricochet. This game is all I care about now, and if you insult it, you’re insulting me too. If you dare slander Ricochet to my face, I won’t hesitate to decapitate you. Hell will welcome all who hate Ricochet. Ricochet is my mind, body, and soul. My house is built entirely out of old Ricochet disks I found on eBay. When this game’s servers shut down, I will jump into the Grand Canyon while screaming it’s name. All hail Ricochet.