La Pampa does not exist. All things you call "proof" are actually well-fabricated lies and documents made by the leading governments of the world. Your Pampean friends? They're all actors and computer-generated personas, part of the plot to trick the world.If you think you've ever been to La Pampa, you're terribly wrong. The plane pilots are all in on this, and have in all actuality only flown you to provinces close near where they have cleared space and hired actors to act out as real Pampeans. La Pampa is one of the biggest hoaxes ever created, and you have all been tricked. Join the movement today, and make it known that they have been deceived. Make it known, that this has all just been a cover-up. The things these "Pampean" says to be doing, all these swear words and actions based on alcoholism and bad decisions, are all ways to distract you from the ugly truth that is one of the greatest genocides in history. 162,000 people were said to have been transported to this imaginary land during a mere 80 years, and they are all long dead by now. They never reached that promised land. Tell the truth. Stand up for what is right. Make sure to spread the world – La Pampa is not real. It's a codeword for the cold-blooded murder of more than a hundred thousand people, and it is not okay. We will not accept this.Stand up for the ones who died. Let it be known, that La Pampa does not exist.