Recent reviews by Klaus, fetch ze panzerschreck!

Everyone does one so I thought I might as well!

Day 1
-Make heavily misproportioned man on unofficial boosted server
-Wake up on beach
-Get rekt by a saber
-Respawn different beach
-Gather stuff to level
-Build small quaint wood cottage
-Tame a dodo
-Hi level arseholes come and break down my door and loot me and kill my dodo
-Leave sign saying "sorry about your door"
IT WAS AT THAT MOMENT THAT I REALIZED MY TRUE GOAL IN LIFE!

(For the sake f time ill save you a couple days)
After a few days of grinding exp and resources, I accumulated enough explosives to make the Taliban shake with fear.

Day 7:

-Scout around on tamed Pteranadon
-Find before mentioned arseholes based
-Carefully bomb every section of their base
-After leveling their base, stealing their loot and killing everything but their dodo, I leave only their door standing
-Put up sign saying "Sorry about your door"

Overall: 10/10, would leave more signs!