Book: "Who's the new recruit?"

Zoe: "Everybody, I want you to meet Mrs. Reynolds."

Kaylee: (excited) "You got married?!"

Simon: "Well, that's... congratulations."

Wash: "We always hoped you two kids would get together. Who is she?"

Mal: "She's no one!"

(Saffron starts to cry)

Kaylee: "Captain!"

Mal: (at a loss) "Stop that."

Saffron: "I'm... sorry..."

Wash: "You brute."

Kaylee: (to Saffron) "Oh, sweetie, don't feel bad. He makes everybody cry.
He's like a monster."

Mal: "I'm not a monster. Wash, turn the ship around."
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Here comes the orator, with his flood of words and his drop of reason.
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Yow! Maybe I should have asked for my Neutron Bomb in PAISLEY --
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"Walk a mile on these paws and call me a liar."
-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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With your bare hands?!?
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Cloning is the sincerest form of flattery.
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