As a child, I would often fall down. My father is afraid of blue things, and I think I may have inherited that fear... Also, Carroll Burnette once tried to hit me...

I'm endeavoring to become a Tarvuist. It's pretty easy to join, from what I hear. I just don't think I'm saying Tarvu's Prayer correctly, as I still cannot communicate with octopi with any real success.

Tarvu tarvooti,
Oboonoo cTooti,
Mimmin O'tibbi noonah,
Mdfitty fitty noonah,
Arvu immentiBarvu,
Tarvu.