One time I was in a store with a guy and we saw an old man looking for a wine his daughter asked for. I like wine since beer, especially Coors Banquet, ♥♥♥♥♥ me up. The old man asked what wine would go well with a fish dinner he was making for his estranged daughter, whom he’d only met three months ago. It was their fourth time meeting, and he was polite and easygoing. I had six cabernets in my cart but recommended a chilled, slightly bitter chardonnay — perfect for halibut or tilapia. As I explained where the wines were, he got distracted by something behind me. Turns out, a guy found a bag of rubber bands meant to be out of children's reach. In four minutes, he managed to wrap 132 rubber bands around his balls, sitting on the floor like a grooming cat. I couldn’t believe it. ♥♥♥♥ this guy and I hope your sister never ♥♥♥♥♥ you again.

I like the fact that ur so confident and not afraid to do things like this but as ur mother I do not like that ur face and name is on the Internet like this! Just want you and anyone that don't need to be talking to you in a mean or vulgar way will see a side of me no one has never seen nor have I ever been until one of my children are hurt or messed with! Sorry if I embarrassed you at all by posting this but your my first born and your my heart and you have made me the women and mommy I am today ♡ we grew up together so just let this be fair warning to any of you messed up individuals out there :) Juice man I am so proud of you and lucky to be ur mommy ♡♡♡ Xoxoxo SMOOCHES

Yikes!

not even good