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If I promised you the moon and the stars, would you believe it?
-- Alan Parsons Project
In this vale
Of toil and sin
Your head grows bald
But not your chin.
-- Burma Shave
"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And make errors few people could bear;
You complain about everyone's English but yours --
Do you really think this is quite fair?"
"I make lots of mistakes," Father William declared,
"But my stature these days is
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