Recent reviews by Muta

7 days to die, 11 years to make.

Great game until they released this Ice Breaker mode that could only have been thought up by the circus that is Ubisoft, during another drug, and alcohol induced series of bad life decisions.

This mode has become the most frustrating part of my day, all I want are the few free shekels obtainable during orders each day, but then, I have to trudge through this diarrhea of a game mode; now all I want is to spit on the ancestors of everyone who thought it was smart.

Cat girls? Sign me up captain.

I'm a 45 year old father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I'm the single father to my cat, who is 21 now. My cat got this game for Christmas from his uncle, so we installed it on his computer and he started playing. By the end of the week my cat had 1337 hours in this game. This was horrible for me, as it was already hard for me to find ways to spend time with my cat, as he is always out with his friends, or just, watching YouTube. So i decided to make a Steam account and get this game to see if I could maybe play alongside him. Loaded into the game, made my character, and started playing, but I was stuck on what you were supposed to do. I asked my cat for help, and he hosted a game for me to join; loved it, absolutely the best time I had spent with the cat since my wife had died. This game has brought the cat and I closer again, and now we actually spend time together outside the house. This game reminded me that there's fun to be had in everything, and it has brought both me and my cat many happy memories.

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This game is just like any succulent Chinese meal; delicious food for the soul. However, when you partake, it's generally when in the company of some fine Chinese gentlemen at your local City Wok.

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This game is the fried rice rice and pork, your friends are the sweet and sour sauce; combined, you have an unforgettable succulent Chinese meal.

This is the sweet and sour sauce which covers the roast pork and rice, your life; without it, a succulent chinese meal you do not have.

If this game was food, it would be that two week old fried pork and rice you find in the fridge after a long day draining rice paddy's; it's bitter to taste, yet you come back for more. That sweet and sour sauce excites you like a virgin touched for the very first time. It masks the repugnant weeks old pork with a curious and alluring scent that has you coming back, bite after bite... you die and go to heaven. As your eye lids flutter the following morning, you feel damp down below. A noisome pestilence fills the air, the penny finally drops; you regret the past 8 hours sleeping in soiled pants like the filthy swine you are. That pork and rice should have stayed in the fridge, you self loathing pig.