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bepis...♥♥♥♥

sometimes you gotta ♥♥♥♥ it up ♥♥♥♥ it down ♥♥♥♥ the music

Now that the men are gone, let's dive into the ramifications Stephanie Meyer has had on the zeitgeist surrounding horror -- more specifically, shifter horror and the theory that a ♥♥♥♥ of any size is a ♥♥♥♥ for my eyes.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ space time continuum

diet coke will arrive at 10:30. also, you're getting strawberries.

So basically Asari are the epitome of alien species design such that they are all in pristine physical condition (they all appear capable of squatting thousands of pounds) and they are all shades of a pleasing blue color, they have intricately unique attachments with their tentacled scalps, and they are all women with matriarchal hegemony. Only philistines bounce off the idea because of an anti-women dogma. To summarize my thesis, big booby/booty blue mommies are peak you just don't know literature and are probably alphabet and wrong