damn u so fine in ur pfp

Softest hands in the western world. My boy here has the handshake consistency of warm jell-o.

If N word, you mean napalm, yes it was a tragedy with what happened in the Vietnam War.

dude is a loser for saying the n word in chiv 2's chat

anyway,nice to meet u haha

oh no,bro,i saw u were killed by the assassin

I had no idea I was someone's arch nemesis until I met this individual. I love them now.

GG the rivalry shall continue

Your name is amazing. Good game!

There's no way you can eat a whole ass. Right?

GG o/

The cobbler

well wasn't that a clusterfudge of a match? i don't even know who killed who. was your team all rednecks???

Get Good

TRASH

F

just another shotgun user :(

you have two options at a safeway: wilted, manky, rotting produce, or ultralongevity, damn near shelf stable tasteless biobricks masquerading as a vegetable. I would rather eat the boxes they come in.


Winco4Lyfe

Sorry, man! we were watching movies when you sent this. Want to join: Yes...BUT need sleep more. Played CSGO till about 4am, then had to get up at 7 to get ready for daughter's field trip (I was a chaperone), THEN drove several hours to take my mom and a friend to tourist areas. Am TIRED. GL!! Hope you give 'em hell! should see you tomorrow! :D

why yes it is, how could u tell

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

🚨ALERT ALERT🚨 World War III ☣️ is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! 💦💦 Daddy 💪🏻 Putin & his troops 🪖🎖PENETRATED🍆💦 Ukraine 😩😩 at the eastern B-♥♥♥♥♥-der 😂 in an act of 🤪SEXUAL AGGRESSION😈😈 The UniTIT 🇺🇳nations ☮️ has impHOEsed ✅eCUMnomic 💰sanctions to CHOKE 😵😵Putin & make him 🇷🇺🪆PULL OUT🕳🕳early! 🪖🪖

Arthur Weasley was probably ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ massive loads in Molly on a daily basis. In her ♥♥♥♥♥, in her ass, in her mouth, all over her face. Started every morning by clapping her thick ass cheeks against the kitchen table. And you know Molly was definitely kinky too. Probably had some wizardry bdsm voodoo ♥♥♥♥, using her spells to make Arthur's balls so tight that when he ♥♥♥♥ in her ass it projects with such force that she can feel it shoot up to her throat. Then Arthur would put his wand deep into Molly's ♥♥♥♥♥ and just start shooting orgasmic fireworks and watch her contort with pleasure. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, can you imagine the times they had? The reason Arthur was asking Harry about the functionality of rubber tires was probably because he wanted to use them as ♥♥♥♥ rings for his gigantic dong.

Please give me 34oz of ranch dressing on the side and charge me extra for it. I am not kidding, it’s the only reason i’m ordering at all i need more of your guys ranch I ran out ok again pls give me at least 34 ounces of ranch (or more if u want) and charge me extra idc how much it costs idc if costs $15 extra just give me all of the ranch you possibly can pls (assuming it’s the same ranch you’ve been serving the past few months, the kind that thinned and not super thick) THANK YOU FOR ALL THAT YOU DO

IF YOU DONT HAVE ANY OF THESE CARMEL CRUNCH CAKES ITS TOTALLY OKAY JUST GIVE ME $12 of ranch dressing instead. This is not a joke ily thank you

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ seriously. I was just jacking it off to some porn and guess what?! I came across a video with a woman in it. A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WOMAN. I immediately knew this was the doing of those damn SJWs trying to force diversity into my entertainment. I could feel my masculinity decrease by the second so i clicked away and searched for a video with big sweaty strong men ramming their hips against each other's round toned buttocks. Like every respectable man should dammit!

I just can't anymore. First they invade my videogames and now my porn? No, i won't let them. I declare war on every SJW out there. From now on i will exclusively jack off to porn with white male protagonists, and i urge you to do the same. That will teach them.

+rep known waller but walls for me

Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”3’ tall and 63 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human ♥♥♥♥♥, and with their impressive Base Stats you can be rough with one too. Due to their mostly water based biology there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Fun fact, if you pull out enough you can make your Vaporeon turn white! Vaporeon is literally built for human ♥♥♥♥. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take ♥♥♥♥ all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

If dude fu@$ up and can't take care of you, I will-- that's a promise. I hope you into older man...

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A burrito 🌯 is just a 🅰️ fleshlight 💃🏼🔦 you can eat 😋🍴 after ↕️🔚 you've used it 🍆💦

Hi I'm gay

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Wait a second.... i just HAVE GOT TO KNOW.... is that u in ur pfp?

Delta Variant is here! 😭

ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 the Delta variant! 🙀😜😜 Don’t you know 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 the world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 called it the most DOMINANT 👊🏼👊🏼 strain since the start of the 🗓 PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈 No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and water 💧 👅 otherwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡 Time to stop 🛑 spreading the germs 🤮🥴🤒and start spreading 😧your legs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because everyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️has to keep TWERKING 😈😈from home! 🏡 SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ other coronavirus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻otherwise ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Fauci 🙀🙀 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for you 🍆🍑🍆

+rep supa friendly

yes im emo and so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what

✝️ The Lord Always C🇺ms First ✝️

😂🤣 I 🙋🏼‍♀️ said 🗣 certified 📖 freak 🤡 seven 7️⃣ days 🌞 a week 🗓. Wet 💦 ass 🍑 ♥♥♥♥♥ 🥴🐈 make 🔩 that pullout 🚘🤭 game 🎮 weak 💪🏻👎🏻🥱😂

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you've been visited by the fedora of mystery! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear

I have a new fetish

i was at school doing lab work with my partner (who i happen to be attracted to) and neither of us had eaten lunch, so our teacher gave us some chips. my hands were busy so I couldn't really eat them, so she decided to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ feed them to me. like putting them in my mouth

something within me has awakened today

Why do you look so familiar?

Thunder feel the thunder
Lightning and the thunder
Thundah
Thundah
Lightning and the thunder

Is that u in ur photo 👉👈

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is that you in your photo

+rep friendly af <3

Smokeandclover: I make custom candles.

TU ERES CHAN SHI

#79 (last ♿ one ☝)

21 ❌➡. And he 👨 will be satisfied 🤤☺😎. 93. MORNING 🌞😎 LIGHT 💡 (adh-Duha) In the name 📛 of Allah ☪🗣, the Gracious 👱, the Merciful 💣 1 ❗. By the morning 🌄 light 💡. 2 🕝. And the night 🌙 as it settles ⬇. 3 ⭕ℹ🕘. Your 👉 Lord 👼🙏 did not abandon 🙅 you 👉, nor did He 👥 forget 🤔. 4 💦. The Hereafter is better 👍 for you 👉 than the First 🥇. 5 🎄. And your 👉 Lord 🙏 will give 🎁 you 👈, and you 👉🏻 will be satisfied 😊. 6 🕡. Did He 👨 not find 🕵️‍♂️🔍 you 👈 orphaned 😢👨‍👨‍👧👨‍👨‍👦‍👦, and sheltered you 👈? 7.And 😁 found 🔎⏳ you 👈😫😍 wandering 📷, and guided 👨‍✈️🐶 you