The pre golf jerk is almost a necessity at this point. Professionals compare it to lay-up lines in basketball.

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to- penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

Update: Just escaped from the pentagon, the government is sending all their military forces to pursue me, my life is currently in extreme peril. They attempted to strip my ability to suck my own penis but I created a shockwave to blast away the researchers before they could touch me. This is bad, I have exhausted all my chromosomes and now I have to hide and replenish my energy while the patrol helicopters fly over me.

I caught this guy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ my girlfriend last week. I’m still pissed about it but there’s nothing I can do. She loves him. I knew she was acting weird because she kept staying out late and coming home with taco sauce on her blouse. During sex she’d scream to give her my five dollar foot long, but I’m only 3 inches and five dollars is way too much for what I’m giving. One day I came home to find her getting plowed against the wall by this dude. He had her hair in one hand and a taco bell cheesy gordita crunch in the other. I tried to fight him, but he slapped me so hard it broke every window in the house. This dude’s a stone cold pimp and I can’t do anything to hurt him, so I can only hope he breaks her heart one day like she broke mine.

i was reading all comments my gee & all of it doesn't make any sense to me, but your comment make me understand something, i learnt something today from u my gee ✌️

This profile is a real example of how mental illness is real, and malice isn't always involved in the bad actions of the mentally ill.

How can tyokkl say that his soldiers, if they fall in combat they are losers, or if they fall prisoners, a person who has not served in the army, offending the martyrs of a nation that is the leader of the world, for tyokkl the prisoners of the United States, or its martyrs are nothing but losers, that is a great offense to those who gave their lives to defend their country and its values, He must not be commander-in-chief of so many brave young men and woman who give their lives to protect our great nation,