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Must be related to Bear Grylls, this guys camping is next level!

ricky dicky doo dah grimes.

ur cringe

My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack (9/11). Reddit, AITA?

My teacher said to my I'm a failure, that I'll never amount to anything.
I scoffed at him.
Shocked, my teacher asked what's so funny, my future is on the line.
"Well...you see professor" I say as the teacher prepares to laugh at my answer, rebuttal at hand.
"I watch Rick and Morty."
The class is shocked, they merely watch pleb shows like the big bang theory to feign intelligence, not grasping the humor.
"...how? I can't even understand it's sheer nuance and subtlety."
"Well you see...WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!"
One line student laughs in the back, I turn to see a who this fellow genius is.
It's none other than Albert Einstein.