only cuz u never b playing RB6 with me :(

Hey can you stop touching my lightsaber?? It's not even funny anymore. It's a collector's item...

Uhh I was wondering if you could stop trying to touch my penor while I sleep? It's starting to get a little weird..

Um... hi..

I believe you ate my toothpaste covered orange peels.

That’s pretty messed up. I’ve had them sitting under my bed for two weeks and you ate them without asking.

I hope you’re happy.

I want you to have these two wet dollar bills.

Mike Lowrey