Recent reviews by Fearr

This game is fun, like really fun.

has no reason to be stressful

I love this game, but I simply cannot replay it anymore. fujisaki death is too much for me and I can't bare to see my king like that.

Madden 25 is not a football game. It is a ritualistic act of psychological torment. A cursed disc forged in the depths of hell, handcrafted by blindfolded squirrels high on expired Red Bull and overseen by a demonic committee of AI trolls with the combined IQ of lukewarm bathwater.

The moment you snap the ball — you are not playing football, you are summoning a gangbang from Satan’s personal defense squad. Ten defenders teleport into your ass cheeks instantly, like you just disrespected their family name. Your O-line? Wet ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ paper. Your QB? A drunk toddler with jelly-covered fingers, fumbling the ball like it’s laced with black magic every time someone thinks about touching him.

And don’t you dare try to pass. Corners with anime-level Ultra Instinct leap across time and space to snatch the ball from your soul. Routes? Irrelevant. Play calling? Worthless. Blocking? Doesn’t even exist in this dimension. Every play is scripted pain. Every match is a funeral with you in the casket.

They score in two seconds flat. Not because they’re good — no one’s good at Madden 25 — but because the game wants to humiliate you. It’s like EA sat down and asked, “How do we cause the most mental damage in the least amount of frames?”

And Ultimate Team? More like Ultimate Scam. It's not pay-to-win, it's pay-to-maybe-breathe. A casino disguised as football. You drop $200 and EA hands you a pack filled with mid-tier disappointment and a slap to the face. I opened one and heard my credit card cry. You don’t build a team. You build debt.

The graphics? Dusty. The animations? Glitchy and stiffer than a corpse. The mechanics? Engineered by lunatics scribbling code on bathroom walls. The servers run like they’re powered by a hamster with depression. The menus lag worse than your grandma’s AOL dial-up. The commentary is so dry, I aged 3 years listening to it.

Madden 25 doesn’t simulate football — it simulates war crimes. This game is a form of digital molestation with a price tag. It gave my controller trauma. It crashed my console. It deleted my confidence. After three games I lost my girl, my will to live, and the last shred of faith I had in mankind.

This isn’t a review. This is a cry for help. EA should be investigated by the UN. I want reparations. I want therapy. I want to burn the source code and salt the earth where it was written. If I could sue a video game for emotional damage, this would be Exhibit A.

Do not buy this game. Do not play this game. Do not even look at this game. Let Madden 25 be remembered not as a product, but as a warning — a cursed relic from a dark time that should have never been allowed to exist.

Burn it. Bury it. Forget it ever lived.

Best game i've played in a while. This ♥♥♥♥ would go hard in VR


I can confirm, this ♥♥♥♥ does go hard in VR

fun

Yes :thumb:

Fun. Hopefully they fix vr tho

yes

the game is fun to play