I have OCD, I have ADHD, I have ADD, I have Bi Polar, I have Depression,I have broken bones, I have a spider bite, I have a rolled ankle, I have Autism, I have Aspergers, I have a bump on my head, I have rabies, I have diabetes, I have a cleft lip, I have a tapeworm, I have foot odour, I have dwarfism, I have migraines, I have anxiety, I have dementia, I have schizophrenia, I have PTSD, I have DID, I have munchausen's syndrome, I have water on the brain, I have a glass eye, I have smooth brain, I have three balls, I have one kidney, I have half brain, I have occasional thirst, I have tiredness at night, I have a unibrow, I have melanoma, I have osteoporosis, I have lack of white blood cells, I have acidic blood, I have lycanthropy, I have vampirism, I have rock joint, I have no sense of taste, I have a peg leg, I have scurvy, I have frostbite, I have third degree burns, I have a knife in my abdomen, I have a hook for a hand.