Recent reviews by FatherTusker

You are Raiden.

Or you pilot the Raiden. Or a Raiden? And Raiden is a place as well? I really have no idea. The voice actors clearly don't either, and they sound confused, because most of the dialogue is absolute nonsense. Worst, you have to listen to it incessantly while you're trying to process the visual cacophony that is the interface.

The medals you are supposed to pick up are yellow, as are roughly 80% of the enemy projectiles you are supposed to avoid. I'm not colourblind, but after playing this know I think I know how it feels, and I have a lot more sympathy for those who are affected. Fortunately, unlimited continues (it is an arcade game, after all) allow you to keep slamming your head against the wall until you finally batter yourself into unconsciousness. Or break through...whatever.

There are 3 different ships (Raidens? Raidii?) to pilot, and 9 different weapons to use, but playing through multiple times would involve listening to that dialogue again. I got about 10 minutes into my second playthrough before I lost the will to live, but maybe you have a higher pain tolerance threshold than me.

I got this as part of Humble Monthly Choice , so if that's what you're planning to do it might entertain you for an hour and a half, but please, for the love of all that is holy, do not pay $AU43 (or your local equivalent) for this.