hey gamers, just wanted to leave an opinion I think really needs to be heard. I know that we’ve all probably been thinking it anyway so I guess now is the time for change. I’m gonna say it: We need sex slaves in Minecraft. I know there have probably been mods, but I don’t want to have to use mods for something as obviously essential as this. I just don’t understand how it isn’t already implemented in the game, honestly. Notch must be one heck of a sick ♥♥♥♥ if he thinks he can just dangle villagers in front of me and expect me to NOt want to ♥♥♥♥ them. Every time I log back into my world, I end up having to stop the game and go through my zombie pigman porn files, because I can’t focus on the non-arousing parts of the game. My ♥♥♥♥ is always dripping when I walk through villages and my underwear is usually completely ruined by the time I can trade anything.

🎃 TWIST MY STEM 🎃 SLAP MY BUTT 🎃 MAKE ME YOUR 🎃 PUMPKIN SLUT 🎃 EAT MY SEED 🎃 EAT MY PIE 🎃 JUST DON'T FINISH 🎃IN MY EYE 🎃♥♥♥♥ 🎃 MY 🎃 BIG 🎃 FAT 🎃 PUMPKIN 🎃 ASS 🎃 DADDY'S GOURD LOOKS OH SO YUMMY 🎃SHOOT YOUR GOO AND FILL MY TUMMY! 🎃

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BIG BOI HE A MAKE A ME A GAY B==D

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