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acme-cannon (3.1415) unstable; urgency=low
* Added safety to prevent operator dismemberment, closes: bug #98765,
bug #98713, #98714.
* Added manpage. closes: #98725.
-- Wile E. Coyote <genius@debian.org> Sun, 31 Jan 1999 07:49:57 -0600
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