Recent reviews by TOZ

The best FPS of 2024, bar none. If you look at gameplay and don't think this is the tightest FPS in a long time, go back to cawadoody, go back to tarkov, go back to fortnite and let everyone else play the true GOTY.

While I can't say this is for me, dudes out there who want to see women with wieners probably really like this. This is also literally the only game I've played that came out in the last year.

This is a pretty excellent game. Not many titles can you truly say that it will give you hours and hours of fun for literally free. As long as you're not playing the Archwing or Railjack missions, this game controls fantastically. How you feel while bullet jumping, shooting an-caps and collecting loot to build warframes and weapons is great. If you really want something, there's grind to get it, but it's almost always a manageable amount of grind (unless you want to play as Gauss). The story, while being a small amount of the game, is always really cool or interesting. The community around the game is honestly pretty good aside from a few bad apples and for a very popular game, that's commendable (remember to always stop by Region chat for some political arguments / lusting over Wisp's assets).

I would say that this game is the best to come out of Canada, and much like anything worthwhile in Canada, it's been bought by the Chinese. Avoid.

This is a barely passable collectathon being carried by an absolutely stellar soundtrack. The novelty of the gimmick of "that one part of Super Paper Mario but an entire game based around it" sticks for a while until you hit puzzles you probably aren't going to solve and have to consult a guide for. Speaking of, here's my guide for the game:

1. Listen to the OST on Spotify, buy a physical copy to support Disasterpeace if you can, and
2. Chill out to some creepy and soothing vibes.
3. Don't give Phil Fish your money.

Note: this is only a review of the base game, with no DLC bought.

Very decent game for the sale price. Cute characters, simple gameplay for babies (until you crank it to master difficulty of course), and enough variety in the base game to sate most rhythm games enthusiasts. Last song in the default music is appropriate. Good stuff.
8/10

An OK RPG but for a dirt cheap price, which is appropriate given the game's setting. Lots of memes, puns and genuinely funny stuff in this game, which makes it well worth the price of admission. Music swings from good ear worms to genuinely annoying/disconcerting music (DINOSAUR). Combat is pretty brain dead to be honest, most really expensive moves aren't worth the fuel points to do, so it boils down to attack, use Staple Down, rinse and repeat. Story is simple, but interesting, and the end makes me genuinely curious about the sequel, and what the CEO is going to get up to.

7/10, an RPG Maker game that has some soul in it

A top down shooter that allows your skill and resourcefulness to actually be useful. Ejecting, active reloading, and dashing all feel good to do and improve your gameplay the more you work them into your arsenal. Tons of weapons that feel and sound different, and can be upgraded into god tier weapons no matter how common they are. Level of challenge can be tweaked to your preferences and the game prefers that you crank it up for the most fun. A friend on here has called it "a fine piece of German programming", and I agree.

Did you have fond memories of playing Where's My Water back in the day, but want something a little more action packed? This is the game for you! Basically imagine if that old Disney mobile game merged with Asteroids, and you have this game, a slightly physics based puzzler with enemies to fight, crew members to rescue, and treasures to find. Most levels can be completed in under 20 mins, but every level either introduces some new interaction to think about, or at least twists what is there to make some pretty fun and interesting gameplay. I'd say the only bad part is that the game is short, I completed the entire game in just under 6 hours. However, this game often goes on sale for under a buck, so I would definitely wait until then to buy it.

TL;DR 7/10, buy on sale, and enjoy.

Cheap but fun endless game. It's in a bundle with a bunch of other games for quite a bit less than the actual price. The devs seem to come from the Gearbox school of philosophy on putting memes in your game, that being ♥♥♥♥ IT, PUT IN THE PLUMBUS FROM RICK AND MORTY, IDGAF, THAT'S MY NEW CATCHPHRASE!!!!!!

If you don't have an IQ of 140, you're bound not to enjoy this game.

A solid, if a bit short waifu game centered around demons (and one angel). Music is earworm material, gameplay is non-demanding (final boss being the exception) and all of the ladies are quite sexy. How could you complain at the price of free?

Paheal is your friend. 10/10