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You don’t get to live a bad life and have good things happen to you.
-Arthur Morgan
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Walking the Steps. Meditating on the emblems. I make this trip every few years.

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You: Tell me, what's waiting for me?
Limbic System: There is a giant ball there. And evil apes. And the evil apes are dukin' it out on the ball. You're one of them. It's basically all just evil apes dukin' it out on a giant ball.
You: How big is the ball?
Limbic System: You can't even make out that it's a ball, when you're dukin' it out. It's that large.
You: How small are the apes?
Limbic System: Infinitesimally small.
You: And what is this "dukin' it out" I keep hearing about?
Limbic System: Vying for resources? It's just a stupid expression you picked up somewhere. The part of the presentation you want to take home is this: you have to beat the other evil apes in the face or you lose.
You: That's sad.
Limbic System: Yes it is. And you drowned in that sadness a long time ago.
You: What do mean, "drowned"?
Limbic System: You lost.

Слава Україні!

Black Mesa is a great remake of Half-Life, this game will appeal not only to fans of the original, but also to people who have not played the 1998 classic.

Special thanks to the developers for a very beautiful Zen and Ukrainian localization!

RATSUCKER! HAHAHAHAHA! Hey, just a head's up: "polite" vampire society kinda frowns on that sorta thing.

Тут космодесант у жовто-блакитній броні знищує орків у промислових масштабах!

10\10

DOTA 2

Когда я прибыл в Джанктаун, мне повстречалась собака, её звали Псина, она увязалась за мной, даже не знаю почему. Мы долгое время путешествовали вместе с ней и привязались друг к другу.
Однажды мы попали в мрачный собор, в нём обитало много Детей ночи. Они убили Псину...
Как оказалось, в подвале собора был тайный проход в довоенное убежище, я пробрался туда и отыскал рабочую ядерную боеголовку. Я без раздумий включил таймер и убежал прочь...

ИБО НЕХ#Й ТРОГАТЬ МОЮ СОБАКУ, УБЛ#ДКИ!

R.I.P Псина.

Originally posted by Taun We:

Welcome, little one. This is your first day. Your designation will be RS-138. We expect great things from you. You have been born into dangerous times. A sharp mind will be the key to survival. But as often as not, it will be your inherent physical traits that win the day. And in this regard, you will be superior to your more common brethren. For you are a commando, something truly special. Your weapons, your armor, and most importantly, your brothers. The aipha of our world hunt in pods to bring down much larger prey. So too, will you join your brothers and become fierce hunters for the Republic. Now, join your pod, and embrace your destiny as their leader.
Join Delta Squad Delta 40, your foundation, a pure and uncomplicated soldier; 62, the heart and soul of your team; and 07, the fiercest hunter of all your brethren.
You are each a piece of a whole person, and the Republic will call on you to defend, and give your lives if need be.

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