Recent reviews by denji irl

bandai namco greed and a subpar balance team ruining what couldve been a good game pls fix

it's too limited as a wrestling game, the game itself has a good core, a fun game albeit with some issues with button mashing

otherwise the game itself is currently lacking in content as i review this. road to elite being a mode that you have to go through for every create-a-wrestler is asinine

get it on sale or something

edit: nah this sucks dont buy em

i have a problem

no sex 0/10

edit: there's sex now 10/10 thanks hakita

i learned that i suck at fps games

i love this game

bf2042 refund speedrun any%

i will never touch osu mania

edit: i still won't

neglect of the game has caused valve to completely ignore the problem of bots. #FixTF2

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Garfield Kart. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Jon's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Garfield Kart truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Garfield's existencial catchphrase "Lasagna," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Garfield tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.