Recent reviews by Perturbed Pendejo

Preliminary "review".

Native Linux version deserves an instant thumbs-up.

I am playing on simplified controls because I suck. Thanks for keeping regarded folks in mind, brether.

Not gonna lie. I bought this game exclusively for the achievements because, as I said, I am on the spectrum and achievements fill that void inside me.

Can't wait until it's 2032, checking my achievements on Steam while hiding in the undergrowth in the woods from Klaus' cleaning crews.

Based Dev is Based.

10/10 expectations actually subverted by communism instead of disney baizuo cretin and received spoopy pants.

是個好遊戲，但很短。你去試試。滾出我的店噓。

When you order "Maxu Paynu" from Wish you get his lesser known, slightly dysfunctional Latin American cousin on the spectrum who might infuriate you just a little bit sometimes. He means well, though. Kid's got a good heart.

Still beats all the propaganda crap churned out en masse to the market these days. Zero bi-sexual lighting. What a breath of fresh air in an asphyxiating sea of ♥♥♥♥♥ flags superimposed over every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ little thing. Just an action game that tries to entertain you instead of lecturing you about made-up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ artistry 'problems'.

Don't bother. It's intersectional marxist propaganda. The first thing you're greeted with is a tick box fest with all the 'correct' races and colors. Every child knows the vast majority of the French resistance in WW2 consisted of lgbtqiap+*!?- wahmXns of power, butch haircuts and coleur, right? Well, they will after we're done making history less 'problematic' and offensive for 'our modern times'. Or else it's the pick axe, kid...

Ya, I know it's a fictional setting. I also know intellectually bankrupt gas lighters try to inch their degenerated cultist ideology / religion forward every opportunity they get.

So kindly, ♥♥♥♥ off with this garbage.

CEO fired for wrong-think (daring to oppose allowing wahmXn to stunningly and bravely murder their offspring for ♥♥♥♥♥ and giggles) so cuckwire is fired by me for being useless hobby communists. The floor has been killed a long time ago with the in-game propaganda items that turned this game into the complete opposite of what kf was supposed to be, anyway. See you on the guillotine, MFers.

Just like IRL you can pretend to be a "pig in a wig". I haven't researched the dilation machine, yet, though.

This is basically some tumblr danger hair's audition for a netflix deal. It's a 1 to 1 copy of VTMB's intro with twatter speak thrown in. I found it amusing. So have thumbs up, dear people on the right side of history.

Patriarchy smashed! Queen... I mean Prince slay!

It's not The MA'AM of Us Part II. Gimme my crappy badge.

2/10 - Too many Biden voters.